Meet The Possibly Dangerous Team
Although we recommend it's never in person.
Mrs Susan Ptarmigan
It's pronounced 'Syoosan'. Anthropologist and ebay-seller, Susan was born.
Famed for her lack of research skills, Susan relies heavily on the 'feelings' she gets about the inhabitants of the natural world for her 'fact-light' insights into the world's most terrifying creatures. A relationship breakdown and mental health crisis led Susan to creating the font of knowledge that is *Possibly Dangerous. Away from her minimal interaction with animals, Susan enjoys eating, and sitting down.
Professor Wonk Balastrude
Fact Finder General
'Wonk studied Skittle Colour Theory at Wandsworth Tech, reaching the heady heights of a self-awarded PhD, making him the highest-ranked made-up authority on coloured sugar treats.
A keen interest in science, waving his hands alarmingly when talking, and a gonky eye, make the Professor a very popular speaker and font of knowledge on subjects as diverse as Dope Beats, Pasta Shapes and noises you can hear from his kitchen. Wonk is responsible for our Science section. Away from his research, he enjoys reading about eggs and thinking about haircuts he would like to try
Dr Eddie Scanlon
Eddie is a recent addition to the Possibly Dangerous Team, and a very popular one. Reknowned for her catalogue of fart sounds, and screaming like a child whenever anyone is on the phone, Eddie was unfortunately struck off her professional register after being filmed being bribed with cashews. Eddie's turbulent life has led her with her own behavioural issues (hence her baldness), but she uses her past to help others. Her advice is often not instantly understandable, but may force the answer to you in a dream state some time in the future.