"What can put us off the cool and briney depths today?" I'm pretending you asked. Well, strangely, now you mention it, I found this guy. Mr Wolf fish isn't content with just one row of terror teeth, he has three rows of 'crushing teeth' behind the front top ones, two rows behind the bottom and just for fun, random throat teeth. Groo. He grows up to five feet long, or as I like to think, toooooo big. His special move is sighing heavily and muttering 'oh nothing' when asked what's up, before tearfully swishing from the room and slamming the door. He likes to ring you 'just needing a bit of a rant' and his typical Facebook post reads "wondering why I bother" or "feeling sad". Despite his terror face, he is often eaten, presumably to shut him up. Favourite album is Piano House Classics, favourite tv programme is Mrs Brown's Boys. Will attempt to guess your star sign.