Viper Fish

Viper Fish

Meet the viperfish. What's not to like about a nest of snaggle needle teeth that are somewhere near your eyes when you close your mouth. Snatchy, hingey jaws for eating everyone, hooray! They are prone to eating with their mouth open, breathing in an annoyingly nasal manner and listen to covers of perfectly good songs that have been done in that annoying breathless weak-ass acapella style that features on film previews. The bastards. They always forget their wallet when you meet them for lunch and flash their photophores in your eyes when you didn't realise they were right next to you. They can grow big enough to make you want to do a cry. Check your toilets, just in case.