Spotted Handfish

Spotted Handfish

BEHOLD the downright fancy AF Spotted handfish. Not much is known about these, but can you guess one fact? The clue is in the name and the fact that it is walking about on its hands. Why? Because it can. Also, and embarrassingly for a fish, it's shit at swimming. Not satisfied with a standard fish garb, it opted for leopard print and some kind of pointless pimp spike/hat thing. AND HANDS. Mr Hand Fish is very proud of his hands and enjoys many hand-based activities such as clapping, water piano, pottery and making pizza dough. Becuase of this, (and the get up) all the other fish nickname him 'warty angler' to piss him off. Gestures a lot when talking, but prone to sinking when he does. Don't stop him for directions as he'll be out of sight before you know how to get the coral.