Bloody enormous Spider Crab
Can it spin me a web?
No it can't
It's a crab
Here it cooooooomes it's a Spider Craaaaaaaaab (run away)
How big? Glad you asked up to 3.7 metres claw to claw. Spider Crab likes to decorate it's shell with things it finds on the sea floor; shells, bits of sponge, a ton of plastic and so on. Not, as you'd be forgiven for thinking, as camouflage, but simply because it is super fly and fancy. Spider Crab is no good at fighting crime and its tendency to apologise relentlessly means it is frequently taken advantage of. Likes orchestral chamber music and despises the colour blue. Will fight you if you insist. Its favourite foods are eggses and Unspecified Organs.