Skeleton Panda Seasquirt

Skeleton Panda Seasquirt

Skeleton Panda Seasquirt are a Japanese Death Metal band fronted by the eponymous Skeleton Panda Seasquirt. Wearing a tough tunic designed to look like a..ummm...skeleton panda when he was just a larva he found his Ultimate Home and upon secreting an adhesive from his bottom-fingers, became permanently bonded to it. It also signalled his mouth to migrate near his anus (not good for acoustics or nice breath) and for him to absorb his own nervous system (he ate his own brain). Famous tracks include 'Stuck on this M@#$erf@!*in' Rock', 'Halloween E'ry Day' & 'Self-zombification Kawaii Nightmare'.