Best. Name. Ever. This, my friends, is the Sarcastic Fringehead. It is an aggressive little fella, and typically gets into a ruck by muttering something like 'oh that's attractive' at someone wearing an ugly shirt. They fight by opening their mouths as wide as they can and pressing them together. You may have accidentally dated one. The favoured food of the SF is squid eggs and vimto and they like anything Kurt Russell is in.