Lumpfish

Lumpfish

"The fuck you say?!" Poor Lumpfish. Firstly, it's called a Lumpfish. Secondly, it's called a Lumpfish. Thirdly, it's mostly prized for being caught, having its eggs removed for someone who can't afford posh caviar ("the fish pooooooo Sir?") and then tossed back in the sea. Barren, and somewhat worse, dead. No wonder they look like this. ALSO they are sometimes 'employed' to clean up parasites from filthy salmon in salmon farms. They don't even get paid. EQUAL RIGHTS FOR LUMPFISH! We can forgive them for their leaving the bread open when they make their sandwiches (crusts off, thick white, ham OR jam), and taking ages to answer the door (they don't have a swim bladder, so they frequent the deeper bits). LOVED Game of Thrones and are losing sleep over whether the new Dragons series will be a bit shit. Tolerable.