Tardigrades

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Tardigrades

Tardigrades, they've got everyone tricked. "Oooh lookit the little moss piglet! He's so cuuuuuuuute!!" right? WRONG.  Tardigrades, as you probably know, can survive in insane conditions. No air, no food, extreme pressures, Space, that tin in the back of your fridge; wherever you can stick a tardigrade, it will probably be fine. 

But these cute wickle chubby water-bears are in fact Destroyers Of Worlds.  They are not 8-legged chubsters. In fact, each Tardigrade consists of 4 bony entities.  Each cluster cleverly ensconces themselves inside specially made suits, that a specialist team make for them out of old sleeping bags. The entities themselves are so hideous as to be unseeable by the human eye. Their one mission is to get us to fall in love with them, and indeed seed Outer Space with them, so that they may become our Nemesis Overlords.  At an as yet unknown date, they will all spill out of their suits as one, ready to take us all on with their death rays.  Luckily for us, their death rays, rather than killing us, will merely make you think you have recently eaten something that tastes quite pleasantly of raspberries. The chumps.