Maggot

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Maggot

Maggots are pretty grim (necrotic tissue eating and forensic usefulness aside).  All blue bottle maggots wear ill-fitting jumpers with nothing underneath, even when it's much too hot and you can see it's making them too sweaty.

They enjoy practical jokes, doing impressions repeatedly (because they once made Anne in HR laugh with their 'Ricky Gervais') and reposting funny memes on social media as their own work without citing the source.  Their favourite game is 'hang on at nana's'.  When at a nana's house, they wait until the nana in question offers to make a visitor a sandwich  'eee I've still got some nice ham in the kitchen'....the winner of Hang On is the maggot who is last noticed on the half consumed sandwich. Their favourite music is Limp Bizkit.  Say 'hmmmmm, interesting' a lot when reading and don't like it when people stare at their mouth hooks.